So you thought your instructor had a few things to say…. What about what students say? Well here it is. The “Things Dance Students Say”
[dropcap]W[/dropcap]e all know the funny things dance instructors say in lessons. If you haven’t read the last 4 Volumes – [Here They Are – Things Dance Instructors Say – Vol. 1,2,3,4] Meanwhile, we do not want to miss on the opportunity to disclose our favourite few “Things Ballroom Dance Students Say”
Let’s Start!
“Of course I practiced. Look…”
“Why that look on your face? It did it right! I just didn’t do it well.”
“I think I am doing something wrong… Could you check him (the partner)”
“What?”
“Who’s choreography is that?”
“Why do you want me to do it right all the time?”
“You want me to do what?”
“If you make me do that and I fall, you would need to fall with me.”
“WTF?…”
“Really, I stopped your circulation? I did not feel anything.”
“Nope. I did not actually do that. Maybe you are hallucinating?”
“Is this move really necessary?”
“ARRRGHHH!…”
“It was not a mistake! I was just doing a variation of the other step I was thinking of at the time.”
“Just because I don’t do it, doesn’t mean I don’t know it.”
“Whaaaaaaaaat?”
“Okay, NOW I got it! Next time I do it, it will be perfect!”
“OHHH … FU&*(*%&$!!!”
“I am not angry or frustrated at you. You just happen to be here when I am angry and frustrated!”
“You see, the previous 20 times I didn’t get. But, this upcoming one is going to be spot on!”
“I don’t like that step. Can you take it out?”
“Am I getting any better at all?”
“I AM paying attention. It is not my fault that I just forget everything you say right after you say it.”
“No no, You’re a great teacher! I’m just not sure if can be really good soon.”
“Sure … I’ll practice :)”
HEY, DANCE TEACHERS & STUDENTS!
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By Miss P [Celebrate DanceSport] for Dance Comp Review