10 Things Amateur DanceSport Women Think Before A Competition

Just, a few things Amateur DanceSport Women think before a Dance Competition

Crap,-I-am-running-low-on-spray-tan

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How-do-I-tell-him-that-he-doesn’t-really-look-good-when-he-makes-constipated-faces-when-he-dances-Rumba

No-matter-how-much-I-tell-him,-he-is-still-pushing-me-off-my-balance.-Oh,-and-he-calls-it-leading

Where-is-my-shoe-brush--Did-you-see-my-shoe-brush--Do-you-have-a-shoe-brush--I-need-it-now!

A-week-before-competition,-he-wants-to-add-a-section-where-he-does-8-pirouettes-by-himself.-That’s-nice.-And,-what-am-I-suppose-to-do-

Ugh,-I-need-a-new-eyeliner

So-not-fair-compressor

We-stopped-practicing-early-today-because-his-big-toe-was-hurting.-I-guess-he-forgot-that-I-was-sick-for-the-past-two-days.

The-competition-is-torrow,--and-I-just-noticed--a-bunch-of-rhinestones--missing-on-my-dress.--I-guess,-that-means-an-All-Nighter

whaAM!..--TSSS…-SH—Paaahhh!!!

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